So I Stole God's Diary...
WHAT A LOSER!!
February 2nd, 2019
Dearest diary,
Today I had a most dreadful thought. What if the first version of the flu I made up, that was much too deadly, become unleashed on the world?
Maybe I shouldn't have left it in Wuhan. nah I'm sure it's fine!!
In other news the groundhog that the humans in Pennsylvannia worship is currently having his day of celebration. I don't know why they celebrate this false god.
I understand that he is the prognosticator of prognosticators, but DAMN he can't speak :/
February 3rd, 2019
Dearest diary,
Lately I've been thinking a lot about how quickly I made everything. Like, seven days. I know it's
impressive. But i've nothing to do now. I did it all. IN SEVEN DAYS. I have an eternity left.
I have to admit it was really cool seeing Joe Dimagio when he died. But even his endless stories, of
which I already knew every single one (all knowing god here), eventually got boring. That damned Devillo
has all the fun!
February 4th, 2019
Dearest diary,
Do you think the people love me? I hate this social media stuff. Now all they do is marvel at what they have made. The only part of it I can get behind is the thots.
I MADE THAT. I made those thots. Is this what I'm left to? Making thots so humans appreciate my work?
What if they don't like me? What if they forget about me? I know I was tough on them in the beginning with the whole sacrifice your son stuff, but come ooooooon
....... I was...... kidding?? Bruh I'm sad.
so very lonely.....
P.S.
No all the souls up here don't count. I want what I can't have
February 5th, 2019
Dearest diary,
Today I had a most dreadful thought. What if the first version of the flu I made up, that was much too deadly, become unleashed on the world?
Maybe I shouldn't have left it in Wuhan. nah I'm sure it's fine!!
In other news the groundhog that the humans in Pennsylvannia worship is currently having his day of celebration. I don't know why they celebrate this false god.
I understand that he is the prognosticator of prognosticators, but DAMN he can't speak :/